Monday, January 27, 2014

bioPOD ready for implantation...

Just picked up my POD from BMC labs today.  As BMC labs' website says:

"POD (Personal On-Demand), is the ultimate recommendation engine.   POD is an emotional sensory learning and data-mining organism designed to enhance your life.  This state of the art biotech implant will guarantee you personalized recommendations that are 99.999% relevant all the time.  POD grows with you to become an intuitive companion, fulfilling your deepest desires on demand." 

POD is unique and no two are alike, as you must undergo three virtual simulations to feed it with your fears, desires and choices...

And now, time for implantation and, As David Cronenberg said, paving the road for humanity's evolutionary progress!*

*To make sense of any of this, you might want to check my previous posts here and here, as well as BMC Labs' website.

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